#Sleep was neat at #PappysandHarriets (at Pappy And Harriets Pioneer Town Ca)

Beers and sausage. Not worth the crowds.

Such bullshit speed inside the belly of this dudes buddy.

De-virginizing the bike today!

All job searching is happening from the bed today. Craigslist and job boards haunt my dreams. Thank Snoopy for dual screens and #Bobsburgers.

I’m happy about them. Never designing them before. One was to be simple and straightforward, and one was a free for all while still being readable.

Today’s adventures in interviewing is designing two 8x3 ft feather banners. Well, at least this one is kinda fun.

It’s amazing how quickly a day can go from meh to stupidly stressful in just three minutes. Can I have the boring day back?

Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture


I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:


1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening


2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring


3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)

Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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It’s going to be one of those days. Le sigh.